va-va-va valmont!

you don't need a reason to celebrate valmont. i mean, check it out... he's smooth, gorgeous, sexy, velvety, and a master of seduction. his voice, his swaggering manner, the look in his eyes... who can resist? well, I can't... join the club. i got this screen capture a long time ago... which is a miracle in and of itself, on account of the only dvd release (so far) is 'crappy' at best. hopefully there'll be a 'criterion' or something released in the near future. wow... the longer i look at a photo like this, i realize it kinda sucks that guys aren't encouraged to walk around dressed like that these days. then again, i don't know how many 'modern' guys could 'rock' a look like this one so successfully. hey, these days, i don't know many 'modern guys' period... but that's beside the point. so.... as this may be the last entry i post tonight, dig that face.

flash ponytail

hey, i'm going fishing tonight. i'm overdue to pearldive for fresh picksh and junk, so i'm leaving 'the planet' in the very sexy and capable 'hands' of valmont's dreamy ponytail. yes, i took this shot from the dvd... hey, you know a guy is 'sexy-from-all-angles,' when you go out of your way to get a shot 'from the back,' like where you can't even see his face. i amped up the color a little bit... well, not too much... more like i fiddled around with the contrast. even that sassy hand on his hip adds to the sultry coolness. hopefully i'll have something more for you guys tomorrow night, because you know i love you all. sweet dreams.

a little valmont never hurt anybody

...well, unless you're one of the two chicks in the movie who he like, screws around with and like, does the emotional equivalent of 'leaving them for dead.' so, man... i've had like, zero-bust ideas for anything to post lately. so, not unlike last night's 'ann-margret cleavage,' i figured i couldn't go wrong with a great screen capture of malkovich in his sexy, sexy 'ribbon-and-wrist-array' rags. i just had the disc in a little while ago, and took a couple of fast shots. not a lot of planning involved, just point-and-shoot kind of stuff. so girls and guys, enjoy this creamy strawberry-scented profile of the man, the man who knows how to break your heart. but you know he makes it... ungh-ungh! ...hurt so good.

valmont holds my place

yes, i have nothing interesting for you tonight, lovers... so i'm leaving the planet in the very capable and flash lace wrist array hands of monseiur vicomte de valmont. (don't bag on my spelling, its late.) i hope my devious mind will spring forth with new life in the new week. until then, cheers. and sweet dreams. i love you all.

one more valmont...

...never hurt anybody. i know i've posted a shot of john-as-val like, very recently, but i came across this one whilst digging through some old files, and i thought it was so 'creamy-and-dreamy' i couldn't resist. man, what a profile! yet another reason for me to invent-and-use a time machine. namely, so i could go back in time and like, do things to him whilst he was wearing that outfit. i know i must've 'screen captured' this one, because i know how hard it is to find shots of john-from-liaisons on the web. there's just something about that ribbon... that ponytail. like, you know you're really 'hot stuff ' when you can make a powdered wig look that good. he's such a 'smooth operator.' (man, why did i say that? ) anyway, enjoy the creamy, mysterious goodness for yourself. hey, there's enough of 'the vicomte' to go around, you know?

sweet val

man, i'm exhausted. i'm on like, four hours of sleep. still, i wanted to post something. its no wonder i've had mr. malkovich on the brain this week. so i figured i'd dig up my copy of 'dangerous liaisons' and try to get some shots from it. but i'm here to tell you, i only own like three dvd's that have worse film stock than 'liaisons.' i mean, its so grainy and vague and gauzy and unkind. only 'evil under the sun' and the duran duran tour film 'sing blue silver' are more of a pain in the ass. man, who the hell photographed that thing? or maybe it was the video transfer, who knows. still, i was able to get this silky shot of malkovich as valmont, saying good-bye to the fragile and annoying michelle pfeiffer. hey, its the best i could do. i worked with that film for over an hour and i finally had to like, give up. but he's lovely, yes?

dangerous letter

ummm, i don't have a lot of ideas tonight, but since i've had 'dangerous liaisons' on semi-heavy rotation, i thought a sexy picture of john malkovich as valmont couldn't hurt. here he is writing a sly, manipulative letter on a concubine's ass. but man, he looks good doing it. i know the long hair is a wiggety-wig... john hasn't had a full head of hair since he was like, nineteen years old. but yeah, if john actually walked around looking like that, he'd be dragging girls clinging to his ankles through the new york-and-LA-streets. but not only would i need a wig and costume, but a time machine. (...mmm, story of my life.) yeah, after all these years, john-as-valmont has a place in my drastically romantic, almost-self-destructively romantic heart. he would sooo 'have me.' and its also a fun movie for me because michelle pfeiffer's character doesn't have the easiest time. which is cool, because she gets on my nerves. if you ask me, out of the three principal player's fates, i think valmont's is the easiest. in short, i think he wins 'the war.'

m is for malkovich

do i even need to say 'john' malkovich? i mean, there aren't a lot of other malkoviches out there in the public eye. i'll make this one short, because the shot is small. i had my 'dangerous liaisons' disc in, and was trying to get some usable stuff. but i have to admit, the flim stock on the dvd was less than luscious. they should like, 'criterion' remaster it or something. but i like this one, because it looks like he's blowing a kiss or something, but actually i think i caught him on the end of the word 'no.' he looks so young and silky and gorgeous in that outfit. seriously, everything valmont walks around in is divine. he never looked better. i mean, he's pratically in drag. i think it was this movie that really kick-started my hots for him in the first place. mmm, 'come back for it.'