helen, o helen

yes, here at 'the planet,' you get two, two, two sexy helen mirrens for the price of one! yes, i suppose this post is yet another bit of evidence as to me being something other-than-straight, but guess what? i don't care! if there's one thing i can't resist, its a sexy, creamy, milky-sweet, light-brown-sugar-fied photo of miss helen mirren, wearing something so sheer i don't even have to try to 'see what's goin' on,' if you know what i mean. and i think you do. but hey, i've done myself 'one better,' with back-to-back shots of the british goddess. and i almost can't decide which dress i like better on her. but i CAN say i love her 'slept in' - 'gently tousled' dark blonde haircut. my hair doesn't really 'do' bangs like that... i've tried to get them cut that way, but i'm repeatedly told my hair wouldn't do it. i actually found this 'double shot' as part of a website to show how stars have gotten 'boob jobs.' apparently, in the shot of helen on the right, she's supposed to have noticeably larger, pumped-up, silicone boobs. and i think the dude running the website doesn't know what he's talking about. i think they're just like, laying a different way. i mean, hey... you ladies know what i mean. every time you move your bod your boobs look a little bit different. i think they look almost exactly the same in both shots... the dress and a matter of four years can make all the difference. still... dig the cinnamon creamy goodness. (click to enlarge) ( no pun intended)

helen, honey

umm, does anyone else think this shot is as sexy as i think it is? because... woof! i mean, wow. cream puff action! this is none other that the sweet helen mirren, mid-to-late 1970's... in some ivory disco gown, her ash blonde hair done up in some kind of studio 54-esque gibson girl thing. man, i wish this shot was in color. and maybe i'm crazy, but i love the way you can see the silky female hair on her arm. these days, i am almost certain they would airbrush something like that out. (i guess there are 23 year old girls out there that are 'not leaving the house' unless they've shaved off their barely-visible forearm hair.) i love the jewelry, i love the white fur stole that looks like it would come with a '81 barbie. i love that sexy-dreamy look on her face. i love that she's wearing a 'hell of a lot' of make-up. and i love the fact that this Wild Machine is able to help me find such rare photo-pearls as this. (click to enlarge)

sexy helen

ahhh, yes. the gorgeous miss helen mirren. i'm not sure how old she was when this shot was taken. i mean, wow. what can you say about helen? she's not only one of the sexiest women in the world, but also one of the most talented. i honestly don't think i've ever seen a bad picture of her. i hereby admit freely that she has an open invitation to the official planetcool bisexual all-girl slumber party and pillow fight. i've recently found her in some bbc thing called 'soft targets' with the staggeringly sexy ian holm. on you tube. (as of this posting, on july 29th, 08, its still there if you want to take a look at it.) she's one of those actresses who almost certainly outshines any other actress she stars with. i could just...wow. sigh.

good and long indeed

here is a frame taken from the 1980 film 'the long good friday.' it deals with the state of british gangland dealings around that time... what i affectionately call 'the diana ascendance.' i'm sort of killing two birds with one stone with this shot. i hearby proclaim the bearish bob hoskins as a prime example in my 'ugly is the new cute' movement. i have been aroused by him ever since 1987-88. i think he's lovely... so solid, so hairy, and that cockney accent... and how he managed to hold it back, turning sort of 'brooklyn' for 'roger rabbit.' and speaking of bunnies, helen mirren really couldn't be sexier. just look at the two of them laying there, smoking. i think i can admit i'm 'bi' enough to want to join them. they're both just so hot.