Monday, September 1, 2008

l is for le bon


ahhh, simon le bon, simon le bon... will you ever really know how much you turn us all on? your hot pop star looks really do the trick... coming in a close second? both john taylor and nick! we love your full lips and your frosted-tipped hair... will i ever bed you down? i can always 'save a prayer.' with those wristbands and funk-belt, you exuded '80's sex... i still 'turn it up,' when i hear that 'fle-fle-fle-flex!' you're sexy enough to jump out of a cake... is it too sleazy to say i want a 'union with your snake?' simon, you're 'notorious,' for doing it right... to have a chance at your 'goods,' i'd run 'faster than light.' simon, 'please, please tell me now,' if you feel the same way, and i'll stop this sucky poem, and go 'my own way.' seriously, folks... dig the very hot simon le bon. get in line ladies! yum!

1 comment:

lucynell2 said...

Girl, no you didn't! You forgot, "He's the sexiest man on Planet Earth."