Friday, November 28, 2008

queen of the pack


no, its not a 'ska-reggae-flavored' pop hit by 90's songstress 'patra,' ...it IS however, miss elizabeth taylor, smoking, on the sprawling 'cash-monster' set of 'cleopatra.' now, i fully admit, i've never seen the whole movie. but uh, i've bumped into about 90 separate minutes of it, at random, over the years. so i think i've got it all figured out. i mean, this is pretty much it, right?: the movie starts, she changes clothes. they consult about ancient politics... she changes clothes again. she makes out with burton-and-or-rex-harrison, another costume change. a grand entrance combined with a costume change. they warn her about something having to do with ancient politics while she's changing clothes. then ultimately, she kills herself with a snake... only after changing clothes for 'one last time.' but she looks good, so she's also gonna help us out by providing us with a cool 'chicks smoking' entry here on the planet. who could 'asp' for anything more?

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