yes kids, prehistoric monsters did do the strangest things. some of them were often spotted at the midnight movies, going to 'the rocky horror picture show.' studies have deduced several of them went in drag for amateur nightclub prizes... most often impersonating ann-margret and nancy sinatra. certain dinosaurs were known to drive run-down inexepensive vehicles commonly referred to as 'shitboxes.' and these prehistoric monsters were no strangers to popular music. devotees of the cassette tape almost exclusively, favorite bands of these creatures apparently included 'the tubes,' 'the sundays,' 'roxy music,' 'the clash,' and perhaps most surprisingly, 'eurythmics.' prehistoric monsters rarely abused credit, but had a serious problem with online porn. and last but not least, although they were often 'kind,' they almost always forgot to 'rewind.'
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