fast kimberly

this fast femme fatale is kymberly herrin. she was Miss March ahhh, i don't remember they year. but woah, is sure remember miss kymberly. one of my favorite things about this centerfold? i love, love, love those aviator-style sunglasses! but hey, there's a LOT to love about this spread. first of all, her boobs do not appear to be plastic. she's got some kinky reason for holding onto some binoculars. i love those thigh-high boots, her 'all-over' non-orange tan, and she drives a super-snazzy red car. ( is that a corvette? ) thanks, miss herrin. thanks so much for posing in that fur... and not much else. we really appreciate it.

mardi jacquet

ahhh, those heavenly ladies from the greatest days of 'Playboy.' i remember this centerfold 'as if it was yesterday.' i would probably be able to tell you her name on sight. it's the sophisticated and sexy miss mardi jacquet. i remember that silver bolo tie between her smallish and realistic boobs... that short haircut; which was somewhat unusual amongst playmates from that era. her face is flawless, of course. but i remember i used to think her face indicated an intelligence that wasn't always there with playmates. i remember that lasso, and above all, that gorgeous aquamarine stone on her ring finger. man, i'd love to go back in time and personally thank all the great and daring ladies who were brave enough to take it all off back then. man, she's beautiful. ( oh, and just a word to any 'planetcool' viewers who are bothered by a picture like this? i just wanna say i will post-and-celebrate pictures like this from time to time. so... heads up. no pun intended. )

mardi blues

i think its fair to say that jean-lucien would raise an eyebrow if he heard the name 'mardi jacquet.' that's because i know that when he and i were children, we used to lay out all these deelish and sudsy centerfolds accross our hardwood bedroom floor and conduct 'beauty contests.' we read every girl's profile, we even invented voices for them and read out all the 'facts' on their playmate 'data sheet.' therefore, i know that jean-luc and i were relatively 'well-read' on the subject of mardi jacquet. here she is, from the waist up, looking cool and toplessly gorgeous. i should mention that she looks washed in blue light for a reason. well, unfortunately, i had to do that. the original picture i was working with was so underexposed and heavy with browns and rusts that i had no choice but to wash it out a little and 'ramp up' the more sapphire tones. but, all technical lingo aside, miss mardi jacquet is something special... she manages to wear a bolo tie and shimmery blue vest and somehow , she makes it look fantastic. perhaps its the silky, perfect, pear-shaped boobs and cute blonde shimmering bob-style haircut... perhaps its that flawless, glossy, porcelian make-up job... maybe its all of these things rolled together that make this one of my favorite pin-ups. i hope you dig it as much as i do. (click to enlarge)

hot wheels

hot pink wheels, to be exact. hey, if you know me at all, you know i love vintage car ads from the late 60's and 1970's. and sure, there are groovier car-and-van ads out there in the cybersphere, but i chose this shot because of the model. yes, the girl in hot pink, astride the bubble-gum car is none other than angela dorian. also sometimes known as 'victoria vetri,' the actress. yes, she's on my magic movie screen more often than i'd like to admit, due to her marvelously pretty and vital portrayal of terry gionofrio in roman polanski's thriller 'rosemary's baby.' yeah, she's the first chick the 'devil people' try to knock-up with the devil-spawn, only with tragic consequences. she's cool, she's chomping her gum and doing her laundry... (in the movie) ...she seemed so happy and full of... oh well, here she is in some groovy white sandal-heels and a barbie pink go-go shorts get-up. and if you click to enlarge to read the print, you'll learn that she was also a 'september delight,' centerfold, that made her way towards the honor of 'playmate of the year.' hey, i wonder if her 'brother in the navy' has her picture pinned up in the submarine. hey, angela-and-or-victoria, wherever you are... i think you're very terriffic.

a little sexy

hey, lets get a little sexy on planetcool... i mean, we're all adults here, we can handle it, right? well, i sure hope so, because some prime cheesecake happens to be on the menu. mmmm, just look at those leggity-leggity-legs, all posed and sheathed in black nylon-styled tights...! and she's pretty, too... with her sassy, swingy flip of her brown hair, and her scarlet lipstick and playful direct eye contact. mmm, she can come to the slumber party anytime. sadly, i don't think i have a name for her... i think i just stumbled onto her looking for magazine covers or something. but i figured it'd been a long time since i had a playmate featured, so dig her while she lasts! (?) man, a shot like this, well, it makes my 'straight' lobe take a temporary 'backseat,' if you know what i mean. (click to enlarge)

deelish-ishness

man, i'm having trouble posting videos and some other stuff. and i still feel kind of blue because of the kitty-puss. so i figured a little puss-cake would be easy on the eyes and all that. so i found this shot of some chick posing in her sexy lingerie. that shade of almost-purple pink, it seems like that exact shade went out with the 80's. i love it... that barbie-pink shade. i love the way you can see the tiny details and wrinkles in the fabric. i haven't worn something like that since the late 1980's myself. i have no idea who this chick is. i assume she was in playboy. i love her dreamy pose, and the fact that you can see the door to her front yard or whatever. real cute stuff. enjoy.

feathers

here's a lush and lovely cover to a playboy magazine. june 1974. we were not yet 2 years old. so dig the fine soft purple feathers and pretty face, and remember the days when girls could still be sexy without shaving and injecting plastic. we were real. some of us still are. amen.

twins : a universal language

i've always said that identical twins are a universal language. you get three people from three different continents, show them twins, and they all immediately know what they're seeing. i wonder what its like not to be one? i mean, being a twin is the coolest thing in the world. i can't imagine what its like to not be 90% telepathic. the coolness is just off the chart. and hey, twins are sexy, too. i dare you to find someone who wouldn't say yes to bedding down a cute set of twins. these real twins were on the cover of this playboy... and i think they had a real spread in the magazine... but something tells me that's not their real hair. i'm calling 'wig' on these two. perhaps they wanted a little disguise so their old grandmother's friends wouldn't go batshit. who knows? but here's three cheers for twins. sexy, sexy twins.

service

"...it is the servant who takes money..." that line is from 'lawrence of arabia... and to be honest, i'm not sure how it applies here. but i have waited at table... i've done 'the bunny dip' in a short pleated skirt to retrieve my tips... and only very rarely was it worth it. still, i can't resist a playboy magazine cover. this one shimmers with a cool sapphire luminescene... and i think its safe to say i never owned this particular issue. still, the girl is gorgeous, her figure cinched and perfect; but i'll bet her feet hurt like hell.

henriette

here is a crop of a centerfold featuring (god, i hope i get her name right) miss henriette alias. wow. i mean, what chick! i've never really understood why there's a cultural split between 'blondes and brunettes,' like knowing 98% of american men are lucky to get laid at all the way they look and carry themselves. i love her hair, its got a natural sleek look to it, and her face is just lovely. i've always loved this centerfold. i realize a lot of the credit goes to the set design and photographer and what lenses he used. still, henriette has obviously got 'what it takes,' right kids?

bang!

here's another cover from playboy magazine. i don't remember if i ever owned this one or not. i love the cover though. it is from their finest era... 1970 to about 1984. i have to admit, i don't know who the cover model is. but somehow i don't think she was an actual bond girl, but who knows. jean-lucien and i used to keep all our playboys in a peach crate. cute, huh? so, enjoy this shot. (actually, after zooming in closer, i think the date on this issue is 1965... that could be right, i guess.)

vintage

who doesn't love playboy? ...vintage playboy, especially. any issue put out before 1984 is welcome in my collection. that's when the girl had curves, ivory skin, and hair in all the best, bunnyish places. i supplemented much of my early education with playboy. my brother and i used to line up centerfolds on the hardwood floor of our bedroom and hold our own little beauty contests. we read every profile, and to this day, i can still remember names like lisa welchel, candy loving, and ola ray. the comics were great, too. dedini, smilby, leroy neiman, and of course, nagel. so here's to all the gorgeous gals, and thanks to my mom, who was bright enough to know that a picture of a beautiful naked girl never hurt anybody.

ahhh, chicks

i miss the golden days of playboy. if you want to recognize how much the times have changed-in-the-way-of-sexiness, just take a look at those panties. modest, tasteful, but incredibly sexy. i remember this cover from when i was a little girl. i love all the long hair and real panties!! I should start a movement to 'bring real panties' back into style. you'll never be able to convince me a thong is sexier. have you ever tried to feel off a girl through a lacy, limp, scratchy, fancy thong? well, maybe its just me, but i'd rather feel the slickened-down-the-middle pillow soft moistness of Dacron. who's with me?