Thursday, August 28, 2008

j is for johnny


ohhh, johnny depp ladies and gentlemen. why would anyone even think about lusting after drab brad pitt when johnny depp is out there walking around looking like a damn brunette male marilyn monroe? i was trying to decide which flavor of 'depp' i should post. captain jack sparrow? flamboyant willy wonka? no, i settled on ichabod crane. i've seen the whole thing recently, ('sleepy hollow,' that is.) and i loved his low-key yet still over-the-top performance. man, what can i say? he's prettier than most of the girls i've ever met. i mean, its almost impossible for the man to look bad. and i'm old enough to remember 'jump street,' so i have more perspective than some who just think he hatched some time around edward (overrated) scissorhands. i mean, hey... what can i say? he's just beautiful. and he's so genuinely talented that i don't even have to feel guilty about it. he's pretty enough to be in duran duran, and good enough to win an oscar. damn. i love him.

No comments: