yeah, i think this ad is hilarious. its like, '...here i am about to bang some 80's rob lowe-resembler in this huge-ass 80's house, but man... i'd better slop on some gummy flavorless lip gloss before we make dreamy, teenage physical contact...' yeah honey, you'd better... otherwise he might dump you, start a rumor that you smell like egg-drop soup, and start dating a slutty cheerleader. i know you can hardly read the small print, but i think its funny that they're billing it as 'automatic' lip gloss. like, i've never had any lip gloss that i had to like, 'wait for,' you know, for it to 'kick in' and 'get glossy.' like, no matter what type you're dealing with, they all seem to come out 'shiny' right from the first application. i wish i could read the 'names' of the colors, but sadly, the resolution isn't good enough. i was able to read the bit where it says it was for '...women who like to play with fire...' yeah, that's so 'mysterious-on-purpose.'
1 comment:
I think by "play with fire"they mean the gloss is dangerously flammable. don't try to blow out any candles girls
Post a Comment